Selasa, 28 Februari 2012

45 bukti bahwa Bahasa Jawa lebih efisien dari Bahasa Inggris

walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road (mlipir)
fall backward and then hit own head (nggeblak)
got hit by a truck that is moving backward (kunduran trek)
talk too much about unimportant thing (cangkeman)
smearing one’s body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it (mblonyo)
going without notice/permission (mlethas)
taking the longer way to get to the destination (ngalang)
riding an old bicycle (ngonthel)
falling/ tripping forward and may hit own face (kejlungup)
side effect after circumcision (gendhelen)
hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down a volcano (wedhus gembel)
a small, sharp thing embedded inside one’s skin (susuben/ketlusupen)
spending a lot of time doing nothing (mbathang)
feeling uncomfortable because there is something that smells bad (kambon)
things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity (mbrojol)
get hit by thing collapsing on top of one’s head/body (kambrukan/kembrukan)
drinking straight from the bottle without using glass, where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth (ngokop)
cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright (blereng)
cannot hold bowel movement (ngebrok)
something coming out from one’s rear end little by little (keceret/kecirit)
hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert (gondhelan)
falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole (kejeglong)
doing something without thinking about the consequences (cenanangan)
being overly active carelessly (pecicilan)
feeling unwell because of cold temperature (katisen)
making too much noise, disturbing other people (mbribeni)
tripping over accidentally caused by wires, cloths, gowns etc. (kesrimpet)
being alone (or with a companion) in the corner of a place/ room doing something suspicious (mojok)
located across the street but a bit diagonally, not straight in front of you (enceng2an)
Accidetally Slip/sliding when riding on wet road extreme cornerring (ndlosor)
Open your mouth wide open when hear something new or look at pretty n sexy girls (ndlohom/mlongo)
You can't move your body in the middle of sleep temporary (tindien)
Ride your bike at hispeed, hirpm, on traffic hour (ngedan)
You can fall sleep at midnight hour (kanchilen)
Accident when you eat, becouse something big size block your throat and no water to drink (keleledhen)
Lost of something or you forget put something (ketriwal)
Request to wait at any place or destination (enthenen)
Accident when your eyes hit of something (kelilipen)
stinky smell that make your morning mood ruins (mambu)
Look at around or staring anything with passion eyes but not focus at all (jelalatan)
When your hand touch everything, specially part of girl body (biyaya'an)
Eazy to falling in love (doyan)
loud sound on the stomach when you hit it (kembung)
A man who get big opportunity and success (lukiman/mas untung)
The place for eat and talk each other with friends @side of the road ofcourse (angkringan)

Sabtu, 25 Februari 2012

Nardi dan Azizah

Hanya dari sebuah Tanya yang tak terjawab
Mereka bertemu di sebuah pendopo
Berbumbu gelak tawa
Dari kawan-kawan yang gila cinta

Namun sayang nama tak disebutkan
Aku Nardi
Aku Azizah
Tapi semua itu palsu

Kemudian mereka menjauh
Ada curiga di hati Nardi dan Azizah
Sandiwara masih ku lihat meracuni udara
Sampai mereka pulang dan berpisah

Awan mendungpun tiba
Hujan menghapus jejak mereka
Akankah bertemu kembali
Ketika tak ada bau yang jadi petunjuk

awan

putih menjadi kelabu dan gelap
air hujan turun dengan deras, diapun menghilang